A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
but why is this the most accurate thing I’ve ever read
Sex does not make you cool or seem older or mature, sex is very personal and can be scary, alot of people are not ready to make love - Lil B
don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like
woa flying cars
woa time travel
and now its just like
to die in some horrible apocalypse
says a lot about out cultural state of mind
Well, who’s ready? probably caused a shit storm. Sorry xD